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Weird Church Signs

Paisius

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I thought it might be fun to post some of the more funny/outrageous/sad/weird church signs that we run across from time to time. I'll start with one I saw tonight on a local Presbyterian church.

Warning:

Stop, drop and roll will not work.....

In Hell
 

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I do not know how much resonance this will have outside the south, but I have seen this one multiple times:

"Jesus God 'r' done."
 

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One of my favorites I saw driving through my home town was: "Exposure to the Son will prevent burns".  ;D
 

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Wow, their preacher is named Kali.  Is that a Hindu protestant church?
 

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Scripture is bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
 

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Saw one yesterday that said "Sign under construction. Come inside for message."
 

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"Many who seek God at the 11th hour die at 10:30."
 
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