What does everyone's online persona look like?

[RobS]

Young Frankenstein pics

This is absolutely my favorite Porter post ever!  ;D ;D ;D

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

GabrielTheCelt:

"Tuday Ah feelz layk bein a hillbilly an' typin' in ovuh da tawp Ozark patois."

"Now I'm a well spoken college educated gentleman.  Have I mentioned my wife is of Korean extraction?"

"And now I am Jibrail Almuhajir, Lion of the Maghrib."

 

[ZealousZeal]

Mor Ephrem:

 

[Porter ODoran]

GabrielTheCelt:

"Tuday Ah feelz layk bein a hillbilly an' typin' in ovuh da tawp Ozark patois."

"Now I'm a well spoken college educated gentleman.  Have I mentioned my wife is of Korean extraction?"

"And now I am Jibrail Almuhajir, Lion of the Maghrib."

Charitably leaving aside his sudden dip into verbal blackface this morning, I see.

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

GabrielTheCelt:

"Tuday Ah feelz layk bein a hillbilly an' typin' in ovuh da tawp Ozark patois."

"Now I'm a well spoken college educated gentleman.  Have I mentioned my wife is of Korean extraction?"

"And now I am Jibrail Almuhajir, Lion of the Maghrib."

Charitably leaving aside his sudden dip into verbal blackface this morning, I see.

It is Sunday, after all.  Plus, it's all part of his schtick. 

 

[Jibrail Almuhajir]

GabrielTheCelt:

"Tuday Ah feelz layk bein a hillbilly an' typin' in ovuh da tawp Ozark patois."

"Now I'm a well spoken college educated gentleman.  Have I mentioned my wife is of Korean extraction?"

"And now I am Jibrail Almuhajir, Lion of the Maghrib."

Charitably leaving aside his sudden dip into verbal blackface this morning, I see.

It is Sunday, after all.  Plus, it's all part of his schtick. 

Awww.  It's kinda neat to watch you two skidmarks jockey for president of my fan club.  But seein' how I don't have a thing to do with that I'll tell you what; if I become king y'all can fight to see who'll be court jester.  And thanks for assuming I have a college degree.  I guess Homer Simpson was right, "Whoever thought reading would pay off?"

Regardless, maybe y'all wanna lay off for awhile.  These long-distance relationships are gettin' kinda old. 

 

[Mor Ephrem]

Mor Ephrem:

"I have ready for you!"

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

GabrielTheCelt:

"Tuday Ah feelz layk bein a hillbilly an' typin' in ovuh da tawp Ozark patois."

"Now I'm a well spoken college educated gentleman.  Have I mentioned my wife is of Korean extraction?"

"And now I am Jibrail Almuhajir, Lion of the Maghrib."

Charitably leaving aside his sudden dip into verbal blackface this morning, I see.

It is Sunday, after all.  Plus, it's all part of his schtick. 

Awww.  It's kinda neat to watch you two skidmarks jockey for president of my fan club.  But seein' how I don't have a thing to do with that I'll tell you what; if I become king y'all can fight to see who'll be court jester.  And thanks for assuming I have a college degree.  I guess Homer Simpson was right, "Whoever thought reading would pay off?"

Regardless, maybe y'all wanna lay off for awhile.  These long-distance relationships are gettin' kinda old.

Ah'll tell yu wat, Hoss.  Ah'll lay off wen yu lay offin' the overdone corpone tappin in dialekt bit.  Howzat?

But seriously, Jibrail, don't flatter yourself.  You're nothing special.  Do you see how many other posters have been lampooned in this thread?  This is the image I feel you project to the board: someone who affects a "down home" persona - complete with typing in forced, unnatural dialect right out of Li'l Abner - that's as put on as Borat.  And speaking of flattering yourself, you told me you "had some college".  I never assumed you graduated.  In fact, I assumed the opposite.  And a man your age still has problems with skidmarks?  And calls people that?  Once a man, twice a child, huh?

 

[Jibrail Almuhajir]

  Do you see how many other posters have been lampooned in this thread?  This is the image I feel you project to the board: someone who affects a "down home" persona - complete with typing in forced, unnatural dialect right out of Li'l Abner - that's as put on as Borat. 

Y'all want to poke fun, go right ahead.  But you especially have gone from good-natured ribbing- lampooning as you call it, to making things personal.  Seems to me if a person asks you to stop, you oughtta stop. 

 

[Porter ODoran]

  Do you see how many other posters have been lampooned in this thread?  This is the image I feel you project to the board: someone who affects a "down home" persona - complete with typing in forced, unnatural dialect right out of Li'l Abner - that's as put on as Borat. 

Y'all want to poke fun, go right ahead.  But you especially have gone from good-natured ribbing- lampooning as you call it, to making things personal.  Seems to me if a person asks you to stop, you oughtta stop.

Then say, Stop. Actually, you have to say, Uncle. Thread rules.

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

Y'all want to poke fun, go right ahead.

Will do.

But you especially have gone from good-natured ribbing- lampooning as you call it, to making things personal. 

How do you figure?  I'm poking fun at your hammy online persona, just like everyone else in the thread.  I don't know you well enough to "make things personal".  You should take this thread about as seriously as someone else might take some juvenile fellow on the internet challenging them to a bout of fisticuffs.  In other words, it's all extremely silly and not to be taken seriously at all.  ;D

And all in good fun! 

Seems to me if a person asks you to stop, you oughtta stop.

If they ask politely, sure.  If they try to get their licks in while making their request, as you did, no way.  Ball's still in play, buddy.  :laugh:

 

[Luke]

PeterTheAleut:

 

[Gebre Menfes Kidus]

PeterTheAleut:

He would be proud. And I miss him (I dare say.) I hope he's doing ok.

Selam

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

Another take on PeterTheAleut:

Whether he is depicted at right or left is a matter of debate! 

 

[Asteriktos]

:laugh:

 

[Mor Ephrem]

Whether he is depicted at right or left is a matter of debate! 

LOL.

 

[mcarmichael]

OP:

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

OP:

Nothing gives you that "a cockroach just crawled down my spine" feeling like finding out that mcarmichael fantasizes about you doing something like this.  Yeesh.

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

I'm partially breaking my own rule here, but I am including another poster, and this had to be done, so... ;D

Antonious Nikolas & Porter O'Doran Heaping Scorn Upon OC.NET:

 

[Mor Ephrem]

I'm partially breaking my own rule here, but I am including another poster, and this had to be done, so... ;D

Antonious Nikolas & Porter O'Doran Heaping Scorn Upon OC.NET:

And not a beard in sight!

 

[Porter ODoran]

:laugh:

 

[Arachne]

The JamesR & William Revue:

 

[Asteriktos]

Another oc.net:

 

[Arachne]

ZZ and Theophania, featuring That Couch:

 

[kelly]

ZZ and Theophania, featuring That Couch:

Needs more toddler and black Labrador

 

[Sam G]

Theophania among her people.

 

[minasoliman]

Sam G on the right:

 

[TheTrisagion]

Theophania

 

[mcarmichael]

TheTrisagion

Myself, I had no idea this guy was packing.

 

[mcarmichael]

Nothing gives you that "a cockroach just crawled down my spine" feeling like finding out that mcarmichael fantasizes about you doing something like this.  Yeesh.

Wait, wut?  ;D

 

[TheTrisagion]

TheTrisagion

Myself, I had no idea this guy was packing.

The cat takes his duties as protector of the realm very seriously.

 

[Sam G]

Sam G on the right:

Perhaps it's time I went back to the old avi....

 

[hecma925]

Theophania

Pretending to be a cat after she choked the last one to death.

 

[mcarmichael]

I'm partially breaking my own rule here, but I am including another poster, and this had to be done, so... ;D

Antonious Nikolas & Porter O'Doran Heaping Scorn Upon OC.NET:

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

Nothing gives you that "a cockroach just crawled down my spine" feeling like finding out that mcarmichael fantasizes about you doing something like this.  Yeesh.

Wait, wut?  ;D

Yeah, man.  You're creepier than TLC.

Perhaps it's time I went back to the old avi....

You're breaking my heart.

I'm partially breaking my own rule here, but I am including another poster, and this had to be done, so... ;D

Antonious Nikolas & Porter O'Doran Heaping Scorn Upon OC.NET:

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

Nah, you're more like...

 

[Mor Ephrem]

Theophania

Pretending to be a cat after she choked the last one to death.

She would never do such a thing!

 

[mcarmichael]

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

Nah, you're more like...

Nah, I'm more like:

Are you gonna see Stephen King's "The Dark Tower"? I would feel so flattered if someone described me as another gunslinger. 

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

Nah, you're more like...

Nah, I'm more like:

Radiohead wrote a song about you once.

Are you gonna see Stephen King's "The Dark Tower"? I would feel so flattered if someone described me as another gunslinger. 

 

[Arachne]

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

Nah, you're more like...

Nah, I'm more like:

Radiohead wrote a song about you once.

Are you gonna see Stephen King's "The Dark Tower"? I would feel so flattered if someone described me as another gunslinger. 

 

[AntoniousNikolas]

Hate to break it to you, but that's also my online persona.

Nah, you're more like...

Nah, I'm more like:

Radiohead wrote a song about you once.

Are you gonna see Stephen King's "The Dark Tower"? I would feel so flattered if someone described me as another gunslinger. 

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